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created by G. Rockwell
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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Hold on to your butts... because this tea is strong! Smoky and nutty, the mate in this blend will keep you working hard, while spice and cocoa mellow it out slightly. It's a good tea to help you keep things in perspective and remember that even as you drudge through your day... things could be worse. Much worse.


High caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 

ingredients

blended with toasted mate tea, pu-erh tea, dark chocolate chips, lapsang souchong, natural chocolate flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, marigold flowers, natural spice flavor, cinnamon, ginger varietal, orange, aniseed & safflower


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teas: lapsang souchong, pu-erh spice & mocha nut mate

accented with cocoa nibs & cocoa nibs

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3oz pouch
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this tea is part of the jurassic park fandom

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