Hello' Murica

created by Lucrezia Umut
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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[[Let me start with those unfamiliar by saying, I make no money from Adagio, This is just a hobby, Only buy my teas if you truly like the teas as it does not help me, But it does help the charities I have selected]] STORY!:Menacingly delicious sweet spiced fruit tea, The sprinkles will lure you into a false sense of being safe before the Rob Zombie clone appears dressed as a cowboy from hell. They say he once ate his way through a crowd of SJWs using only a spork. Fact: Is not blocked by Steve Shives ... somehow. He is The mythical Odin which he tries to hide from mere mortals. But his stern disapproving gaze will smite ye' uhhhhhh...ummmm....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I dunno.


Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 
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ChariTEA: Children's Hospital

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

Children's Hospital is a 247-bed, not-for-profit pediatric medical center offering a complete range of healthcare services for children from birth to 21 years. With over 40 pediatric specialties and more than 400 physicians, it is the only full-service hospital exclusively for children in Louisiana and the Gulf South.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, rooibos tea, cinnamon, ginger, orange, cloves, cardamom, natural strawberry flavor, natural spice flavor, strawberries, natural vanilla flavor & raspberry leaves


tea puddle tea puddle tea puddle

teas: oriental spice, strawberry & rooibos vanilla chai

accented with pineapple & sprinkles


[[Let me start with those unfamiliar by saying, I make no money from Adagio, This is just a hobby, Only buy my teas if you truly like the teas as it does not help me, But it does help the charities I have selected]] STORY!:Menacingly delicious sweet spiced fruit tea, The sprinkles will lure you into a false sense of being safe before the Rob Zombie clone appears dressed as a cowboy from hell. They say he once ate his way through a crowd of SJWs using only a spork. Fact: Is not blocked by Steve Shives ... somehow. He is The mythical Odin which he tries to hide from mere mortals. But his stern disapproving gaze will smite ye' uhhhhhh...ummmm....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I dunno.

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