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That's how you get ants!

Based on 3 reviews
created by Che'
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Aged, fermented, bitter, rich, tangy... All words that describe this tea AND the character it's based on... Malory Archer. This tea captures the essence of a candied apple with a touch of earthyness. Yummy with a pinch of excitement! [Tea design and art by Che', C.2016]

Low caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (3)


blended with rooibos tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural caramel flavor, pu-erh dante & natural apple flavor

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teas: pu-erh dante, sour apple & rooibos caramel

accented with rose hips

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this tea is part of the ARCHER fandom

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