BIG LEBOWSKI by Eleanor Justice

Cult classic that spawned an entire religion...and a bunch of tea.
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in tea. Caucasians, oat sodas and what-have-you are fine and all but I got to thinking: why should we settle for not having any Lebowski-inspired tea blends? Am I wrong? Especially when some of us are on a pretty strict tea regimen to keep our minds limber. Well, take heart, Dudes and Achievers - a stupefying array of new blends have come to light. Sometimes there's not a literal connection, but are we going to split hair here? If you brew it, it is no dream. Aw, hell. I've done introduced them enough. (Blended by a Dudeic Priest ordained in the Church of the Latter-day Dude. These blends, Adagio Teas, and Eleanor Justice are not officially affiliated with the film The Big Lebowski in any way. They're all pretty cool, though.)

Calmer Than You Are
99
Calmer Than You Are
Score: 99
by Eleanor Jus...
hazelnut, chamomile
Shut the F*** Up, Donny!
99
Shut the F*** Up, Donny!
Score: 99
by Eleanor Jus...
rooibos almond, rooibos orange, rooibos vanilla
ABIDE
ABIDE
Score: 95
by Eleanor Jus...
masala chai, honeybush hazelnut
Over The Line!
99
Over The Line!
Score: 99
by Eleanor Jus...
gunpowder, apricot green, vanilla green
You See What Happens, Larry?
You See What Happens, Larry?
Score: 90
by Eleanor Jus...
spiced green, earl grey green, apricot green
Nice Marmot
Nice Marmot
Score: 95
by Eleanor Jus...
rooibos mango, rooibos orange, rooibos lemon cloud
Gutterballs
99
Gutterballs
Score: 99
by Eleanor Jus...
strawberry, forest berries, raspberry
I'm Here To Fix The Cable
I'm Here To Fix The Cable
 
by Eleanor Jus...
rooibos earl grey, rooibos vanilla, rooibos orange
What is that, yoga?
99
What is that, yoga?
Score: 99
by Eleanor Jus...
rooibos almond, rooibos peach, rooibos orange

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The Big Lebowski
 
The Big Lebowski
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artichoke green, citron green, lemon grass
Blow On Them
 
Blow On Them
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honeybush orange, rooibos orange, lemon grass
Natural, Zesty Enterprise
 
Natural, Zesty Enterprise
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oriental spice, rooibos berry, forest berries