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Metasexual Earth Goddess

created by Amelia Ng
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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Metasexual Earth Goddess
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by Amelia Ng
Metasexual Earth Goddess
by Amelia Ng
Metasexual Earth Goddess
label
by Amelia Ng
A dark, down to earth blend that reminds you you are untouchable for the length of time this tea takes to drink.


High caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, toasted mate tea, cocoa butter), natural hazelnut flavor, natural chocolate flavor, marigold flowers, natural caramel flavor, cocoa mass & dark chocolate chips (cane sugar


tea puddle tea puddle tea puddle

teas: caramel, hazelnut & mocha nut mate

this started off as a joke, spun from an ambiguous youtube comment directed at a friend.

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