René François Artois
by Judy Beahan
René François Artois
sample tin
fall of 2025
René François Artois
by Judy Beahan
You may be wondering why I am here with this tea in my Cafe. Well, let me tell you. The Germans, you see, have found out about 'The Fallen Madonna... With the Big Boobies' and are threatening to shoot me unless they can have a copy. There are two British airmen hiding in the closet of my mother-in-law up in the attic, and I must keep them hidden from the Gestapo, or Herr Otto will shoot me. I must continue helping the resistance in secret, or Michelle will shoot me. And, I must keep my love affairs a secret or else all three will shoot me.
High caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins
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ingredients & lore
blended with toasted mate tea, oolong tea, yunnan jig tea, wuyi ensemble tea, dark chocolate chips, natural almond flavor, natural chocolate flavor, natural hazelnut flavor & marigold flowers
teas: mambo, almond oolong & mocha nut mate
accented with cloves
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