René François Artois
by Judy Beahan
René François Artois
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
René François Artois
by Judy Beahan
|
René François Artois
|
|
|
|
by Judy Beahan
|
You may be wondering why I am here with this tea in my Cafe. Well, let me tell you. The Germans, you see, have found out about 'The Fallen Madonna... With the Big Boobies' and are threatening to shoot me unless they can have a copy. There are two British airmen hiding in the closet of my mother-in-law up in the attic, and I must keep them hidden from the Gestapo, or Herr Otto will shoot me. I must continue helping the resistance in secret, or Michelle will shoot me. And, I must keep my love affairs a secret or else all three will shoot me.
High caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with toasted mate tea, oolong tea, yunnan jig tea, wuyi ensemble tea, cocoa butter), natural almond flavor, natural chocolate flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, marigold flowers, cocoa mass & dark chocolate chips (cane sugar
teas: mambo, almond oolong & mocha nut mate
accented with cloves
'Allo 'Allo
this tea is part of the 'Allo 'Allo fandom
Love René François Artois? This is just one of 2 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.
create the perfect fandom gift box
Now's your chance to create your very own custom fandom sampler set!
Select six samples of your favorite blends from any collection and we will create a box set unique to you.
