Bribe a Lawyer

created by B W

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

You'll need green if you're going to test the boundaries of the supposedly scrupulous lawyer questioning you, and this tea hits the mark. A cosmopolitan variation on the classic 'Moroccan Mint', the duo of gunpowder green tea and spearmint are cross-examined by an infusion of mango flavor. With all of this aided and abetted by pink peppercorns to accent the peppery notes already present, you'll jump to declare yourself guilty of loving this tea. ...Wait, we aren't the ones on trial here, right? Your new lawyer friend assures you that this tea tastes like money in the best possible way, and no you are not.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins

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ingredients & lore

blended with green tea, natural mango flavor, gunpowder, spearmint, apple pieces, mango pieces & marigold flowers

teas: gunpowder, mango green & spearmint

accented with pink peppercorn

How to: Avoid Jury Duty Method 2: Bribe a Lawyer Some things in life are completely unavoidable. Others are just difficult to maneuver around. Thankfully, you have this tongue-in-cheek series of teas to light your path. If you need to 'convince' a nosy lawyer that you're not suitable to be on his jury you're going to need a lot of green. Since they probably have plenty of money already, you'll find it in your best interest to move on to the next best thing. Moroccan mint tea with a modern twist of mango and pepper will have them seeing Benjamins. Or the horribly photoshopped bill on the bag. And you...? Hopefully the light of day.

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