THE VEGETABLE
Temporarily Unavailable
One of the teas that make up this blend has been discontinued. The creator needs to update the formulation before this blend is available for purchase.
COOL your jets with this refreshing, spa-inspired blend of cucumber and premium Chinese white tea. Vegetal aroma (think cucumber appetizers at a middle eastern restaurant), with a pleasantly dry, green melon finish. Accented by peppermint and lemon balm, this tea is excellent over ice. This unexpected pairing will leave you relaxed and centered; a lot more convenient than placing cucumber slices on your eyelids.
Low caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins
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ingredients & lore
blended with white tea, natural cucumber flavor & peppermint
teas: white cucumber & peppermint
accented with lemon balm
'Ugh!' ~ The Vegetable.
What tea blend could be more fitting to reflect the super-hunky strapping beefcake called 'The Vegetable' but White Cucumber? So put on the kettle, grab a vine and swing a while. The character of The Vegetable was played by Dennis Busch. This tea is part of a series of signature tea blends in homage to the Russ Meyer 1965 film 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Be sure to collect them all. Steep at 180� for 3-5 minutes.
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3oz pouch
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this tea is part of the FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! fandom
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