This could very well be, as the title suggests, a total disaster. However, life is a total bore without a little 'ARRRGGGGHHH! Why is this happening?!' in it, so this may be the absolute failure you've been craving! w00t! ----- Note: Updated on 11 January 2013 to change the percentage of chamomile from 50% to 40% and yerba mate from 40% to 50%.