Certified Hazardous Material

created by Gh0st
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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!!WARNING: CERTIFIED HAZARDOUS MATERIAL!! May contain hydration, swag, glitter, and/or fire accelerants. !!You're on fire! No, literally. You are on fire. ... That's hot!! Exposure to this blend may result in elevated heart rate, loss of inhibition, spontaneous reckless dancing, and irreversible attraction to chaos-coded pretty boy performers. Not approved by OSHA, KOSHA, or any governing body with self preservation instincts. PPE will not protect you from this level of drip. Consume responsibly. Or do not. Results may be identical.


Low caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 

ingredients

blended with green rooibos tea, pu-erh tea, ginger, lemon grass, cinnamon, pineapple pieces, white tea, coconut, cloves, apple pieces, cardamom, natural spice flavor, red peppercorn, mango pieces, rose hips, marigold flowers, natural passionfruit flavor, orange, papaya flavor, natural cinnamon flavor, natural mango flavor, raspberries, rose petals, natural coconut flavor & natural apricot flavor


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teas: pu-erh tahiti, white chai & green rooibos key west

accented with coconut, mango & pineapple

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