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Thermodynamic Lawyer

Based on 1 review
created by Vega
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
A dark blend of Ceylon tea with energetic notes of spicy cinnamon, chocolate, and a hint of orange! -- "So all that I see, absolute entropy, as the chemical bonds fall apart. Well, it seems she broke me, but I swear she could not break my heart."

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, cinnamon, cinnamon ground, natural chocolate flavor, orange, dark chocolate chips, natural spicy cinnamon flavor, cocoa nibs, ceylon sonata & cloves

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teas: ceylon sonata, chocolate chip & fiery cinnamon spice

accented with orange peels

All art was made using elements from Will Wood's album covers. Flavor blends were picked based on "vibes" from lyrics, titles, melodies, and/or music videos.

this tea is part of the Will Wood Teas fandom

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