created by Corvidazed
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
This blend will slide right into your DMs with fruit and cream at the ready. Not enough for you? It even brought sprinkles! How could you reject it? Please. Please come back.

No caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
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3oz pouch

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