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Not a Fxcking Mermaid

based on 1 review
created by Zoe Rosenfeld
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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This is a signature blend created by Zoe Rosenfeld.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (1)

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ChariTEA: Trans Lifeline

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

Trans Lifeline is a grassroots hotline and microgrants 501(c)(3) non-profit organization offering direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.

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ingredients

blended with pu-erh tea, black tea, orange, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, cinnamon, ginger, natural spice flavor, blue cornflowers, natural gingerbread flavor, aniseed, natural orange flavor & safflower


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teas: pu-erh chorange, pu-erh spice & gingerbread

accented with cornflowers & orange peel

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