From the diary of the villainous Beholder and crimelord, Xanathar:
Being the best thing to ever exist is exhausting. Perfect isn't easy.
Some people say I'm sour, but those people are thick. I'm sweet as can be even when I'm vaporizing them into dust.
I'm the best, through and through. Ask anyone living.
But you know what they say. "Beauty is in the eye of The Beholder." Which I am. Of course, you wouldn't know that, Sylgar. You're just my goldfish.
Oh no, I'm talking to my fish again. I really must get some rest.
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