The Samurai - you have the most powerful weeb weapon of all. The katana. Years of rigorous training and learning to move faster than the eye can track, the samurai is second only to black mage in terms of sheer damage output. Yeah, you might offer no support for your team, but that doesn't matter at all when you can 150k crit a midare. And despite the lack of support skills, you have a lot of tools at your arsenal, lots of oGCDs, and you know how to use them. This tea represents the finesse and skill of the samurai with floral, fruity, and sweet notes to encapsulate both the aesthetic as well as the grace and precision it must take to be so talented. There's no better feeling than parsing high, and being a samurai, it's surely not a rare occurrence to be on top of the dps list. So long as you remember to apply Higanbana. You do have a DOT, remember?