created by Artemis Crimson
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
The kind of tea you might want to drink while fleeing from a dreadnaught to remind you of your frozen colony home, or to perk you up for dealing with the afflicted.

High caffeine | Steep at 195° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
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blended with black tea, green tea, orange, natural spice flavor, lavender, rose petals, cinnamon, ginger, natural strawberry flavor, natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, dark chocolate chips, blue cornflowers, natural vanilla flavor, strawberries, natural bergamot flavor & natural creme flavor

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accented with pink peppercorn

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