The Queen's Programmer

created by Violetta Nagy
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Spending her entire life imprisoned in a satellite, gazing out at the space, the Queen's spy and secret programmer longs for life on Earth. As such, the flavors in her blend are all of an earthy sort, with gentle chamomile, raspberry green, earl grey green, and raspberry pieces making for a grounded, sweet blend, representative of an endearing, head-in-the-clouds dreamer, who will shortly be making planet-fall. She is certain of it.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.


blended with green tea, orange, natural raspberry flavor, chamomile, natural bergamot flavor, raspberry leaves, blue cornflowers, raspberries & rose petals

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teas: earl grey green, raspberry green & chamomile

accented with raspberry

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this tea is part of the The Lunar Astrae Collection fandom

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