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Guru Meditation
based on 1 review
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
This tea is primarily an orange flavor, but with accents of Assam Melody and Vanilla.
For best results, brew at 185° for 4 minutes and serve sweet. It seems to work best with milk.
I also found that if you let it cool some after brewing, the flavors seem to awaken for your pallet.
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
Customer Reviews (1)
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, orange, natural orange flavor, assam melody & natural vanilla flavor
teas: assam melody, orange & vanilla
'Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue.
Guru Meditation #00000004.0000AAC0'
Anyone who's ever had an old Amiga computer will remember this. The 'Guru Meditation' was to Amiga, what 'The Blue Screen of Death' was to Windows.
And while sometimes you'd be ok by pressing that left mouse button, other times it would just keep reappearing. And if your power & load light started flashing, then you knew you were REALLY in trouble.
But enough nostalgia... This tea thankfully won't make you beat your head on the table over and over. Instead, you may find a calming enjoyable sensation that will make you feel like the proverbial meditating guru himself. (Flashing Red sign optional)
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