McConnell
sample tin
fall of 2025
steadfast and stalwart, a true classic. slow to change, a bit like a turtle, or your grandparents.
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with yunnan jig tea, black tea, wuyi ensemble tea, cinnamon, raspberry leaves, natural cinnamon flavor & natural currant flavor
teas: mambo, cinnamon & currant
accented with hibiscus flower
McConnell is just a little bit boring. Unlike Ryan he has no youthful spark, and unlike Schumer he doesn't have a comforting/annoying level of wishy-washiness. Oversteeping him a bit may be necessary, because a mere 3 minutes of him risks leaving the drinker a bit bored. He's basically a tolerable tea-equivalent to old people.
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