There exists a hermit crab named Turbo, who once lived a very happy and wholesome life under the supervision of a girl named Megguka. A few years passed, and Turbo grew old and frail, eventually passing away. Megguka was heartbroken. Her dearest Turbo, lost to the great ocean beyond. She was so upset, in fact, that Turbo still lays where he once lived. His body has never been buried or laid to rest. Until it is, Turbo cannot move on. Buying this tea may raise enough money so that Turbo can one day exit this physical plane and become one with the Great Hermit Crab in the sky.
This tea contains a low level of caffeine | Steep at 150° for 2 minutes.