Turbo Needs to Move On

created by What No
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
There exists a hermit crab named Turbo, who once lived a very happy and wholesome life under the supervision of a girl named Megguka. A few years passed, and Turbo grew old and frail, eventually passing away. Megguka was heartbroken. Her dearest Turbo, lost to the great ocean beyond. She was so upset, in fact, that Turbo still lays where he once lived. His body has never been buried or laid to rest. Until it is, Turbo cannot move on. Buying this tea may raise enough money so that Turbo can one day exit this physical plane and become one with the Great Hermit Crab in the sky.

Low caffeine | Steep at 190° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.


blended with green tea, white peony, peppermint, apple pieces, coconut, orange, marigold flowers, natural passionfruit flavor, natural coconut flavor, natural peach flavor, natural orange flavor & mango pieces

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teas: calypso green, white peony, peppermint

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Turbo Needs to Move On has hooked up with Going to Sleep Early (at 10).
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this tea is part of the Suite 304 fandom

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