Definitely Not Getting Sick

created by MK
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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You are DEFINITELY not getting sick. Nope. That stuffiness is allergies, the stomach-twisting is from dinner, and you're only tired because you've been writing so much. Yep. That's all. Drink a cup of this tea, which just happens to contain healing ingredients like lemon, chamomile, hibiscus, and lemongrass, and keep working. Stir in a dash of honey and you'll be just fine. Everything is FINE. (But also, I'm not a doctor and this is not medical advice. It IS, in fact, sarcasm.)


Low caffeine | Steep at 195° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 

ingredients

blended with green tea, rooibos tea, marigold flowers, orange, natural lemon flavor, lemon grass, chamomile, natural vanilla flavor & natural orange flavor


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teas: citron green, chamomile & rooibos lemon cloud

accented with hibiscus flower

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this tea is part of the Writer Teas fandom

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