Pretending To Understand
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
Bokonon was known for his philosophical calypsos ('Calypso Green' tea with Caribbean fruits and coconut), but his poems were equally deep. Let’s disregard the existential implications for a minute and instead focus on the tiger ('Blood Orange' juiciness, and a hint of 'Tiger Eye' chocolate and caramel).
Low caffeine | Steep at 195° for 3 mins
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ingredients & lore
blended with green tea, orange, rose hips, hibiscus, black tea, apple pieces, coconut, natural orange flavor, marigold flowers, natural passionfruit flavor, natural coconut flavor, natural peach flavor, mango pieces, natural caramel flavor, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor & natural vanilla flavor
teas: tiger eye, calypso green & blood orange
Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand. -Bokonon
this blend is in a 'ship
Pretending To Understand has hooked up with The Fifty-third Calypso.Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
The Fifty-third Calypso
3oz pouch
$12.60
this tea is part of the Kurt Vonnegut, Jr fandom
Love Pretending To Understand? This is just one of 4 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.
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