zeno
by Alice Costantino
zeno
sample tin
fall of 2025
zeno
by Alice Costantino
just like this eclectic philosopher could flawlessly argue both sides of an argument, this tea has a bizarre mix of fruity and nutty that will surprise, shock and overwhelm you. you will experience the unique feeling of a philosophy student faced with zeno's paradoxes for the first time as you savour the lingering taste of this unorthodox blend and wonder exactly what the hell happened in your mouth.
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, yunnan jig tea, wuyi ensemble tea, natural hazelnut flavor, mango pieces, natural mango flavor & marigold flowers
teas: mambo, mango & hazelnut
i know - i know. mango and hazeLNUT?!? but really, nothing less could do justice to this guy. seriously, if you don't know him, go google 'paradox of achilles and the tortoise'. you'll get it.
aaah, zeno. now this guy knew how to do some quality shock value. he really could teach something to the creators of certain tv shows *cough*
this blend is in a 'ship
zeno has hooked up with parmenides.Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
parmenides
3oz pouch
$12.60
this tea is part of the philosophers of the classical antiquity fandom
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