In the US, approximately 500k vasectomies are performed each year. The patient is usually fully awake, the process is minimally invasive with relatively low pain, and is almost fully effective at preventing pregnancy. "No Kids, Balls Empty" blends almond, blueberries and cream to celebrate NUTS, BALLS, and well, CREAM to join the spirit of this healthy procedure. Like the minor surgery it honours, the black and assam teas will keep you FULLY AWAKE, and if prepared properly should involve minimal pain. No guarantees are made as to the efficacy of this tea as regards fertility or probability of conception.