Whole Family Anal So Clean

created by CFJ Studio
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Listen, the world can be a nasty place full of foul people, but there's no reason our digestive egress need be tainted by the corruption of this mortal plane. This tea blend, WHOLE FAMILY ANAL SO CLEAN, celebrates the humble BIDET, a technology to keep our evacuation zone as fresh and spotless as Marie Kondo's Condo. A green tea base with lemon to evoke the sense of a fresh-cleaned privy, plus peppermint to ACTUALLY help clean out your own pipeworks, this is the 21st century tea that reminds us that only barbarians still use JUST dry paper in the loo.

Low caffeine | Steep at 195° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.


blended with green tea, orange, peppermint, marigold flowers, natural orange flavor & natural lemon flavor

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teas: citron green & peppermint

accented with lemon verbena

this tea is part of the Bleepers and Sneepers fandom

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