Listen, the world can be a nasty place full of foul people, but there's no reason our digestive egress need be tainted by the corruption of this mortal plane. This tea blend, WHOLE FAMILY ANAL SO CLEAN, celebrates the humble BIDET, a technology to keep our evacuation zone as fresh and spotless as Marie Kondo's Condo. A green tea base with lemon to evoke the sense of a fresh-cleaned privy, plus peppermint to ACTUALLY help clean out your own pipeworks, this is the 21st century tea that reminds us that only barbarians still use JUST dry paper in the loo.
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