Hey, what's that? I see something green in the distance approaching us. It's coming closer... it's.. an avocado? Oh! It's the Ultimate Adventuring Avocado! Wow! I bet you never thought you'd see the day. This tea embodies the spirit of adventuring avocados everywhere. For all the young avocado children who need the inspiration to live out their dreams... this tea can deliver. I would also like to add that this shouldn't taste anything like avocados. Avocado tea? No thanks!