It is a truth universally acknowledged that a literary tea drinker in possession of an empty teacup must be in want of a delicious libation. Fit for socially-satirical English Roses everywhere, this blend weds sweet blackberry and sensible vanilla with poor-but-pretty cream tea in a highly suitable marriage for all flavors involved.
I like Jane Austen. You like Jane Austen. We all like Jane Austen. Join the Jane Austen Mafia and proceed to bump off -- allegedly, of course -- those who simply can't understand what it means to be part of our witty, verbose Austen 'family' of old literary souls. Just remember the rules of our 'organization:' don't be prejudiced, have sense, use persuasion, stick to known territories like parks or abbeys, and always use the code name 'Emma.' (That last one is reaching, but hey, *you* try referencing Austen's sole name-only novel title in an appropriately whimsical way.)
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