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go to jail

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created by: B W
...Does irony have a flavor? As much as we'd like to think so, we're goin' to have to take this in another direction. Dark 'n bracin' like a cup of joe from thar slammer, you'll note that this blend nonetheless tastes of deliciousness rather than old boot leather. Yunnan, Wuyi, 'n Lapsang Souchong teas come together to form a dark 'n rich composition whilst dark chocolate flavored Ceylon seals yonder deal with a complementary touch. Best of all, ye can enjoy this decadent blend from ye comfort of home without havin' to worry where you're goin' to find a pack of cigarettes to trade fer it!

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blended with lapsang souchong, black tea, yunnan jig tea, wuyi ensemble tea, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor

teas: mambo, lapsang souchong, chocolate

steep at 212° for 3 mins
How to: Avoid Jury Duty Method 3: Go To Jail Some things in life be completely unavoidable. Others be just difficult to maneuver around. Thankfully, ye have this tongue-in-cheek series of teas to light yer path. Among all possibilities, there aren't many faster ways to get out of dreaded jury duty then to be thrown in thar slammer yourself. Sure we're not goin' to put our seal of recommendation on this method, but ye can't fault tis' effectiveness! Whilst you're in there, should one ask fer a cup of tea, a person can imagine instead bein' served a cup of spiced rum yonder color of shoe polish. Playin' off of this thought we present ye with a deep 'n chocolate-spiked blend designed to be dark 'n rich. Just do us a favor 'n don't call in any favors ye can't repay to get yer hands on a cup.
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