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feign insanity

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created by: B W
Prepare to go bonkers for a blend of assertive, malty Assam set against an oddball funhouse duo of spiced pu erh and candy-apple Ceylon. With cloves bringing up the rear, you'll soon realize that this blend isn't as crazy as you think. And that would be the whole point, wouldn't it? Keep em' guessing!
 

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blended with assam melody, black tea, pu erh tea, apple pieces, cinnamon bark, natural caramel apple flavor, natural spice flavor, ginger root, orange peels, aniseed, safflower

teas: assam melody, pu erh spice, candy apple

accented with cloves

How to: Avoid Jury Duty Method 1: Feign Insanity Some things in life are completely unavoidable. Others are just difficult to maneuver around. Thankfully, you have this tongue-in-cheek series of teas to light your path. Evil bureaucracy trying to rope you into the most dreaded of civil duties? Tell them about the radio in your fingernail or the time your dinosaur topiary shared its intense hatred of criminals with you. They'll think you're crazy... but we both know you're crazy like a fox! Enjoy a temporary slide into the loony and insane with a cup of Feign Insanity. So good the men in white coats will come for you... and your tea!
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
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this tea is part of the HOW TO: AVOID JURY DUTY fandom

Love Feign Insanity? This is just one of 6 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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