Prepare to go bonkers for a blend of assertive, malty Assam set against an oddball funhouse duo of spiced pu erh and candy-apple Ceylon. With cloves bringing up the rear, you'll soon realize that this blend isn't as crazy as you think. And that would be the whole point, wouldn't it? Keep em' guessing!
This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
How to: Avoid Jury Duty
Method 1: Feign Insanity
Some things in life are completely unavoidable. Others are just difficult to maneuver around. Thankfully, you have this tongue-in-cheek series of teas to light your path.
Evil bureaucracy trying to rope you into the most dreaded of civil duties? Tell them about the radio in your fingernail or the time your dinosaur topiary shared its intense hatred of criminals with you. They'll think you're crazy... but we both know you're crazy like a fox! Enjoy a temporary slide into the loony and insane with a cup of Feign Insanity. So good the men in white coats will come for you... and your tea!
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