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bribe a lawyer

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created by: B W
You'll need green if you're goin' to test thar boundaries of yonder supposedly scrupulous lawyer questionin' you, 'n this tea hits ye mark. A cosmopolitan variation on te' classic 'Moroccan Mint', thar duo of gunpowder green tea 'n spearmint be cross-examined by an infusion of mango flavor. With all of this aided 'n abetted by pink peppercorns to accent yonder peppery notes already present, you'll jump to declare yourself guilty of lovin' this tea. ...Wait, we aren't ye ones on trial here, right? Yer new lawyer mate assures ye that this tea tastes like money in ye best possible way, 'n no ye be not.

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blended with gunpowder, green tea, spearmint, natural mango flavor, apple pieces, mango pieces, marigold flowers

teas: gunpowder, mango green, spearmint

accented with red peppercorn

steep at 190° for 3 mins
How to: Avoid Jury Duty Method 2: Bribe a Lawyer Some things in life be completely unavoidable. Others be just difficult to maneuver around. Thankfully, ye have this tongue-in-cheek series of teas to light yer path. If ye need to 'convince' a nosy lawyer that you're not suitable to be on his jury you're goin' to need a lot of green. Since they probably have plenty of money already, you'll find it in yer best interest to move on to thar next best thing. Moroccan mint tea with a modern twist of mango 'n pepper will have them seein' Benjamins. Or yonder horribly photoshopped bill on ye bag. 'N you...? Hopefully te' light of day.
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