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flee the country

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created by: B W
If you're going to jump on a jet to avoid jury duty you might as well do it in style and assemble a tea as you border hop! An extremely eclectic blend of Earl Grey (popular in Britain, France, and Italy), tropically inclined Thai Chai with coconut and zesty lemongrass, honeybush from Africa, hazelnut from Turkey, then down to South America for safflower from Mexico and lemon verbena from Argentina. Both daringly different and bound to awake some part of the cultural heritage in all of us, just don't let it lure you into a trance and end up captured by Interpol!
 

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blended with black tea, honeybush tea, ginger root, cinnamon bark, dried coconut, lemon grass, cardamom, orange peels, natural bergamot flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, blue cornflowers, natural coconut flavor

teas: earl grey bravo, thai chai, honeybush hazelnut

accented with safflower and lemon verbena

How to: Avoid Jury Duty Method 4: Flee the Country Some things in life are completely unavoidable. Others are just difficult to maneuver around. Thankfully, you have this tongue-in-cheek series of teas to light your path. Designed with a global theme in mind, Flee the Country will take you on a culinary world tour without having to set foot outside your kitchen. With a component from just about any geographic area you could care to mention, each part of the blend was considered against every other to ensure a harmony like we enjoy in the United States rather than a portrait of a hot, crowded customs office. Whether at home or abroad, drink a cup and think about everything this wonderful world has to offer!
steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
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this tea is part of the HOW TO: AVOID JURY DUTY fandom

Love Flee the Country? This is just one of 6 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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