Caress of Cthulu
Are you part of the Esoteric Order of the Dragon? Do you follow the signs and await the coming of the elder god Cthulu? Do you lie awake at night writing 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn' on your walls after reading Slenderman fic and H.P. Lovecraft stories?
Then this is the perfect tea for you! Brew yourself a cup while waiting for Cthulu to awaken and bring about the end of days with his heaving muscles and masses of green face tentacles!