This blend is made up of three herbal teas: blood orange, for the blood of the Sue's enemies (and her sometimes blatant blood lust), wild strawberry because what self-respecting Sue doesn't smell like strawberries for no apparent reason, and peppermint for that little quirky surprise Sues always have for us. And because this tea isn't like other fruit teas.
This tea blend also has an infusion of apple pieces for the sour apple Sue who's both tart and sweet (but mostly tart).
This is a decaf tea | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
Poorly written and unbalanced in more than one way, the Mary Sue plagues a good deal of our fanfiction and even original pieces. Had a long day of sifting through terrible fanfiction wrought with comas, breakups, and improbable jewelry? Comfort yourself with a cup of Mary Sue tea. This is one Mary Sue you won't regret.
And, like most Sues, this tea will sweeten right up if you give her a little honey.
this blend is in a 'ship
Mary Sue has hooked up with Bad Fanfiction.
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