Mary Sue

Based on 2 reviews
created by Bumble Tea
sample tin
available in June
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Mary Sue
by Bumble Tea
Mary Sue
by Bumble Tea
This blend is made up of three herbal teas: blood orange, for the blood of the Sue's enemies (and her sometimes blatant blood lust), wild strawberry because what self-respecting Sue doesn't smell like strawberries for no apparent reason, and peppermint for that little quirky surprise Sues always have for us. And because this tea isn't like other fruit teas. This tea blend also has an infusion of apple pieces for the sour apple Sue who's both tart and sweet (but mostly tart).

This tea contains no caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.

Customer Reviews (2)

ingredients & lore

blended with rose hips, hibiscus, orange peels, peppermint, apple pieces, natural strawberry flavor, natural orange flavor, strawberries & raspberry leaves

teas: blood orange, wild strawberry, peppermint

accented with apple pieces

Poorly written and unbalanced in more than one way, the Mary Sue plagues a good deal of our fanfiction and even original pieces. Had a long day of sifting through terrible fanfiction wrought with comas, breakups, and improbable jewelry? Comfort yourself with a cup of Mary Sue tea. This is one Mary Sue you won't regret. And, like most Sues, this tea will sweeten right up if you give her a little honey.
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