Cave Johnson
sample tin
fall of 2025
'All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!'
Low caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins
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ingredients
blended with green tea, ginseng root, natural ginseng flavor, ginger, orange, natural spice flavor, lemongrass & cinnamon
teas: ginseng green, spiced green & lemongrass
accented with lemon verbena
this tea is part of the Portal 2 fandom
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