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Statuesque God

created by Bre L.
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makes 5 cups
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'You're a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder' Rich, smooth, and sexy.....like my tea!


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 
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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, ginger, cloves, cardamom, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, natural caramel flavor, natural cinnamon flavor & cinnamon


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teas: caramel, chocolate & masala chai

Inspired by CBS's Criminal Minds, which I am in no way affiliated with. This is created purely for my own enjoyment.

this tea is part of the Criminal Brews fandom

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