Stupid Monkey
by AbyssianSoul
Stupid Monkey
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
Stupid Monkey
by AbyssianSoul
White Monkey tea for the "warm colored cup" and fresh, sweetness.
Raspberry Green tea for the "candy-like aroma" and "delicately tangy" raspberry twist. Also for the smooth finish and "rounded texture".
Honeybush Hazelnut tea for the "nutty and aromatic" taste, faintly roasted with a "rounded, sweet flavor".
These teas combine to create a truly perfect homage to the sweet, wide-eyed Monkey King. The warm, comforting scent of hazelnut wafts from the cup, the taste carrying a small hint of berry and spice. The result is a naturally sweet, but not cloyingly so, cup of toasted energy.
Low caffeine | Steep at 195° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with honeybush tea, green tea, natural hazelnut flavor, white monkey, natural raspberry flavor, raspberry leaves, raspberries & rose petals
teas: white monkey, raspberry green & honeybush hazelnut
Inspired by Son Goku of Saiyuki.
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