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smooth as eggs

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created by: A2ShedsJackson W
You won’t believe it when you taste it. This blend combines silky sweet caramel, sleek vanilla honeybush, and the robust yet creamy almond oolong. Iron a grill cheese to perfection and pour yourself a cup of this tea. Smooth as eggs. That’s how you do it. This tea blend is edible as f**k!

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blended with oolong tea, honeybush tea, black tea, natural almond flavor, natural vanilla flavor, natural caramel flavor

teas: caramel, almond oolong, honeybush vanilla

accented with cinnamon

steep at 212° for 4 mins
Inspired by my favorite video game comedy group, Mega64. This tea is meant only as a fun homage.
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