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Smooth as Eggs

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created by: MrsPremise
You won’t believe it when you taste it. This blend combines silky sweet caramel, sleek vanilla honeybush, and the robust yet creamy almond oolong. Iron a grill cheese to perfection and pour yourself a cup of this tea. Smooth as eggs. That’s how you do it. This tea blend is edible as f**k!

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blended with oolong tea, honeybush tea, black tea, natural almond flavor, natural vanilla flavor, natural caramel flavor

teas: caramel, almond oolong, honeybush vanilla

accented with cinnamon

Inspired by my favorite video game comedy group, Mega64. This tea is meant only as a fun homage.
steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine
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Smooth as Eggs has hooked up with Candy Lasagna.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

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this tea is part of the DA 64 BOYZ fandom

Love Smooth as Eggs? This is just one of 15 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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