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weighted companion cube

created by: Sam G

'The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.' Your most beloved cube of metal now in tea form! We fished him out of the incinerator just for you. Don't worry. He forgives you.

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blended with rooibos tea, black tea, gunpowder, apple pieces, cinnamon bark, natural apple flavor, orange peels, natural cinnamon flavor, natural bergamot flavor, blue cornflowers

teas: rooibos cinnamon apple, gunpowder, earl grey bravo

Inspired by the game Portal and created for entertainment purposes only.

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Weighted companion cube has hooked up with Test Subject: Chell.
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