Weighted companion cube

created by Sam G
sample tin
available late July
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
'The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.' Your most beloved cube of metal now in tea form! We fished him out of the incinerator just for you. Don't worry. He forgives you.

This tea contains a low level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.

ingredients & lore

blended with rooibos tea, black tea, gunpowder, apple pieces, cinnamon bark, natural apple flavor, orange peels, natural cinnamon flavor, natural bergamot flavor & blue cornflowers

teas: rooibos cinnamon apple, gunpowder, earl grey bravo

Inspired by the game Portal and created for entertainment purposes only.
blend image

this blend is in a 'ship

Weighted companion cube has hooked up with Test Subject: Chell.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Test Subject: Chell
3oz pouch

this tea is part of the Portal fandom

Love Weighted companion cube? This is just one of 7 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.
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