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weighted companion cube

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created by: Sam G
'The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.' Your most beloved cube of metal now in tea form! We fished him out of the incinerator just for you. Don't worry. He forgives you.

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blended with rooibos tea, black tea, gunpowder, apple pieces, cinnamon bark, natural apple flavor, orange peels, natural cinnamon flavor, natural bergamot flavor, blue cornflowers

teas: rooibos cinnamon apple, gunpowder, earl grey bravo

steep at 212° for 4 mins
Inspired by the game Portal and created for entertainment purposes only.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Weighted companion cube has hooked up with Test Subject: Chell.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Test Subject: Chell
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$9

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