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weighted companion cube
created by: Sam G
'The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.' Your most beloved cube of metal now in tea form! We fished him out of the incinerator just for you. Don't worry. He forgives you.
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ingredients & lore
blended with rooibos tea, black tea, gunpowder, apple pieces, cinnamon bark, natural cinnamon flavor, natural apple flavor, orange peels, natural bergamot flavor, blue cornflowers
Inspired by the game Portal and created for entertainment purposes only.
steep at 212° for 4 mins
This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine
this tea is part of the Portal fandom
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