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wheatley

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created by: Sam G
'Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.' Wheatley, the personality core with...a LOT of personality. Adorable and sweet until he became WheatDOS and tried to kill Chell too. And he put GLaDOS in a potato. An imitation of her, he's nutty and spicy but still a tad bit sweet. Mostly.

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sample tins - out of stock

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You asked for fandom sample tins, so we made them happen - and you proved to us that you love them! Unfortunately, this depleted our stock more quickly than we'd anticipated, and those sweet little tins are out of stock. We will have them back in mid-June, and we thank you in advance for your patience.

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, rooibos tea, cinnamon bark, ginger root, cloves, orange peels, cardamom, natural cinnamon flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, natural vanilla flavor

teas: rooibos vanilla chai, hazelnut, cinnamon

steep at 212° for 5 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine
Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
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