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Wheatley

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created by: Sam G
'Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.' Wheatley, the personality core with...a LOT of personality. Adorable and sweet until he became WheatDOS and tried to kill Chell too. And he put GLaDOS in a potato. An imitation of her, he's nutty and spicy but still a tad bit sweet. Mostly.
 

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blended with black tea, rooibos tea, cinnamon bark, ginger root, cloves, orange peels, cardamom, natural cinnamon flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, natural vanilla flavor

teas: rooibos vanilla chai, hazelnut, cinnamon

Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
steep at 212° for 5 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine

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this tea is part of the Portal fandom

Love Wheatley? This is just one of 7 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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