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wheatley

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created by: Sam G
'Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently bein' civil isn't motivatin' you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.' Wheatley, thar personality core with...a LOT of personality. Adorable 'n sweet until he became WheatDOS 'n tried to kill Chell too. 'N he put GLaDOS in a potato. An imitation of her, he's nutty 'n spicy but still a tad bit sweet. Mostly.

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blended with black tea, rooibos tea, cinnamon bark, ginger root, cloves, orange peels, cardamom, natural cinnamon flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, natural vanilla flavor

teas: rooibos vanilla chai, hazelnut, cinnamon

steep at 212° for 5 mins
Inspired by thar game Portal 'n fer entertainment purposes only.
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