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test subject: chell

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created by: Sam G
'Oh, it's you.' Silent and brave, Chell stubbornly completes every test set in front of her...plus deals with two rogue AI's. All for a piece of cake. This blend is sweet and strong with some orange for her signature jumpsuit.

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sample tins - out of stock

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You asked for fandom sample tins, so we made them happen - and you proved to us that you love them! Unfortunately, this depleted our stock more quickly than we'd anticipated, and those sweet little tins are out of stock. We will have them back in mid-June, and we thank you in advance for your patience.

ingredients & lore

blended with ceylon sonata, black tea, orange peels, natural spice flavor, cinnamon bark, natural orange flavor, ginger root, cloves, cardamom

teas: orange, oriental spice, ceylon sonata

accented with rose hips

steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Test Subject: Chell has hooked up with Weighted companion cube.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Weighted companion cube
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