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glados

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created by: Sam G
'The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.' This AI will make you fall in love with her all while she is insulting you, calling you adopted, and trying to kill you. Plus she made you incinerate your favorite weighted cube. A little nutty and spicy with a hint of an earthy flavor because hey, remember that one time she was a potato?
 

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blended with black tea, toasted mate, ginger root, cloves, cardamom, natural almond flavor, natural cinnamon flavor, cinnamon bark

teas: masala chai, toasted mate, almond

accented with cinnamon

Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
steep at 200° for 5 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
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Glados has hooked up with The Personality Cores.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

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this tea is part of the Portal fandom

Love Glados? This is just one of 7 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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