created by Sam G
sample tin
available in June
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
'The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.' This AI will make you fall in love with her all while she is insulting you, calling you adopted, and trying to kill you. Plus she made you incinerate your favorite weighted cube. A little nutty and spicy with a hint of an earthy flavor because hey, remember that one time she was a potato?

This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 200° for 5 minutes.

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, toasted mate, ginger root, cloves, cardamom, natural almond flavor, natural cinnamon flavor & cinnamon bark

teas: masala chai, toasted mate, almond

accented with cinnamon

Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Glados has hooked up with The Personality Cores.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

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3oz pouch

this tea is part of the Portal fandom

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