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created by: Sam G
'The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.' This AI will make you fall in love with her all while she is insulting you, calling you adopted, and trying to kill you. Plus she made you incinerate your favorite weighted cube. A little nutty and spicy with a hint of an earthy flavor because hey, remember that one time she was a potato?
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ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, toasted mate, ginger root, cloves, cardamom, natural almond flavor, natural cinnamon flavor, cinnamon bark
teas: masala chai, toasted mate, almond
accented with cinnamon
Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
steep at 200° for 5 mins
This tea contains a high level of caffeine
this tea is part of the Portal fandom
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