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the cake is a lie

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created by: Sam G
Or is it? After a long day of jumping through portals and running tests for a cranky AI, sometimes you want a reward. And if you happen to taste a bit of smoke....well, just ignore that. It's only neurotoxin.

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sample tins - out of stock

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You asked for fandom sample tins, so we made them happen - and you proved to us that you love them! Unfortunately, this depleted our stock more quickly than we'd anticipated, and those sweet little tins are out of stock. We will have them back in mid-June, and we thank you in advance for your patience.

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, lapsang souchong, natural creme flavor, orange peels, blue cornflowers, natural vanilla flavor, natural bergamot flavor

teas: earl grey moonlight, cream, lapsang souchong

steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
Inspired by the game Portal and purely for entertainment purposes only.
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