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the cake is a lie

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created by: Sam G
Or is it? After a long day of jumping through portals and running tests for a cranky AI, sometimes you want a reward. And if you happen to taste a bit of smoke....well, just ignore that. It's only neurotoxin.

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blended with black tea, lapsang souchong, natural creme flavor, orange peels, blue cornflowers, natural vanilla flavor, natural bergamot flavor

teas: earl grey moonlight, cream, lapsang souchong

steep at 212° for 3 mins
Inspired by the game Portal and purely for entertainment purposes only.
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