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The Cake is a Lie

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created by: Sam G
Or is it? After a long day of jumping through portals and running tests for a cranky AI, sometimes you want a reward. And if you happen to taste a bit of smoke....well, just ignore that. It's only neurotoxin.

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blended with black tea, lapsang souchong, natural creme flavor, orange peels, blue cornflowers, natural vanilla flavor, natural bergamot flavor

teas: earl grey moonlight, cream, lapsang souchong

Inspired by the game Portal and purely for entertainment purposes only.
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

this tea is part of the Portal fandom

Love The Cake is a Lie? This is just one of 7 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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