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the cake is a lie

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created by: Sam G
Or is it? After a long day of jumping through portals and running tests for a cranky AI, sometimes you want a reward. And if you happen to taste a bit of smoke....well, just ignore that. It's only neurotoxin.

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blended with black tea, lapsang souchong, natural creme flavor, orange peels, blue cornflowers, natural vanilla flavor, natural bergamot flavor

teas: earl grey moonlight, cream, lapsang souchong

steep at 212° for 3 mins
Inspired by the game Portal and purely for entertainment purposes only.
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Early harvest black tea from the Darjeeling region of India. Spring-time Darjeeling tea is famous for its lively bite and an abundance of fresh flavor. This tea is a spirited embodiment of these qualities. Our Spring Darjeeling is a highly aromatic first-flush (spring) clonal tea from the beautiful Glenburn Estate. At 3200 feet above sea level, its reserve forests and mountain streams lend their character to this tea. Floral with a delicate crisp... read more...
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