I AM THE TRASH LORD

created by Ashley Farley

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

C'mon. We've all been there. Where we have so many feels for the stupidest things. Sit down with this tea and cry over your crack pairing or your overwhelming hatred for a certain British man's beautiful face.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with rooibos tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural vanilla flavor, pu-erh dante, natural strawberry flavor, strawberries & raspberry leaves

teas: pu-erh dante, wild strawberry & rooibos vanilla

Inspired by my trashiness for the Mighty Ducks Animated Series.

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