After a hard day slaving over a hot microphone, I need something unique to soothe my throat. I've grown accustomed to my classic tea blend, so I've developed this modern take on a classic. Years of scientific research, taste-testing and making toilet jokes has led to the creation of THEPUYOTea, the definitive blend of mambo, chocolate CHIP and vanilla GREEN. You read that right, my patented tea blend is composed of both a dance, a dessert and whatever the hell 'vanilla GREEN' is. You're sure to say 'bottoms up' as your taste buds are enchanted by the magical 'smoky' aroma, highlighted by the 'tang of the Ceylon.' I'm not sure if that's a location, a drug or a Pokemon but whatever it is it's probably delicious. Drink me. You won't be disappointed.
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