Driving The Patrons Away
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A unique combination of sweet and smoky flavors, this tea is a perfect warm-up for a night of zany pelvic thrusting. Best served topped with whipped cream.
Moderate caffeine | Steep at 165° for 2 mins
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ingredients & lore
blended with oolong tea, black tea, natural vanilla flavor, lapsang souchong & natural sesame flavor
teas: lapsang souchong, toasted sesame & vanilla oolong
You may think this is a terrbile name for a tea blend but hey: I'm entitled, aren't I?
(Inspired by the song Whipped Cream but Ludo. They're pretty gr8 and all but I have no copyright claim whatsoever.)
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