Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

created by Valerie Kaplan

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

No one said this was a GOOD idea...

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 180° for 2 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, green tea, rose hips, keemun concerto tea, chili pepper, coconut, lemon grass, apple pieces, cocoa nibs, orange, key lime pie flavor, whiskey flavor, spearmint, lapsang souchong tea, natural candy apple flavor, natural vanilla flavor, blue cornflowers, natural coconut flavor & safflower

teas: kentucky bourbon, chili lime green & spearmint

accented with ginger root, anise seed & lemon peel

Ol' Janx Spirit = whiskey flavor; Santraginean seawater = lime + coconut; Arcturan Mega-gin = I will be adding some juniper berries myself, or if you don't have that then rosemary will do; Fallian marsh gas = the vanilla and candy apple flavors, I guess?; Qualactin Hypermint extract = spearmint + aniseed; Algolian Suntiger tooth = chili pepper + ginger; Zamphuor = whatever the heck else is going on here. And, of course, a slice of lemon to garnish that brick.

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