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Happiness In Slavery

based on 1 review

created by Geoff Durham

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

"Happiness. It controls you." Cherry, citrus, ceylon, and toasted mate are combined to wake you up, sprinkles are included to remind you to smile. A breakfast blend to enjoy on your way to your soul-crushing job. "Don't open your eyes, take it from me."

High caffeine | Steep at 195° for 3 mins

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ingredients & lore

blended with assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, toasted mate, natural wild cherry flavor & cherries

teas: irish breakfast, dewy cherry & toasted mate

accented with cherry & sprinkles

Inspired by the Nine Inch Nails song of the same title from the EP Broken (1992). This tea is supposed to be taken with a slice of humor and a dash of irony. You don't have to hate your job to enjoy it. In fact, show your colleagues, they'll be jealous that you are drinking tea with sprinkles.

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