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a hard smack on the fanny

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created by: Sarah Almon
Good Morning, Wake Up, Shake Off the Cob-Webs and Get the Party Started! This blend is a delicious caffeine-boost of Mambo with a fragrant and invigorating dash of peppermint, tempered by a hint of smoky Lapsang. A great wake-up call with more character than a cup of plain breakfast blend.

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A Hard Smack on the Fanny
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by Sarah Almon
A Hard Smack on the Fanny
by Sarah Almon
A Hard Smack on the Fanny
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by Sarah Almon

ingredients

blended with yunnan jig tea, wuyi ensemble tea, peppermint, lapsang souchong

teas: mambo, peppermint, lapsang souchong

steep at 212° for 3 mins
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