- K-9, I'm putting the kettle on. Would you like a cup of tea?
- Negative, Mistress. This unit does not require caffeination.
- All right then, how about a nice blend of decaf ceylon tea with bright mango and honeybush orange, with lashings of vanilla, because you're an absolute sweetheart?
- *whirring computer noises*
- Just what you need to recharge your batteries!
- *tail wagging* Affirmative, Mistress. May I also request a biscuit?
This is a decaf tea | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.