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STFU DOLLY PARTON

created by Taylor Dugan
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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STFU DOLLY PARTON
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by Taylor Dugan
STFU DOLLY PARTON
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by Taylor Dugan
It is the yummy taste of camel toes mixed with sweet sweet blood from Mr.Rogers.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 
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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, natural caramel flavor & natural vanilla flavor


tea puddle tea puddle

teas: caramel & vanilla

Dolly Parton cheated on Bill Gates in 1782 and that inspired me to name this tea. My mom told me that i was smelly but i said what the f@*! ever. I AM A GOAT THAT LOVES OATMEAL AND PLAYINH WITH GOPHERS. SO SUCK ON THAT GREG.

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